From the overBoard BBS, May 27, 1987
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Msg #701 Dated 05-27-87 17:15:39 From: SYSOP To: ALL Re: MY TWO CENTS This message has a reply in 708 Well, I sit at my computer, staring at the screen Like a chloroformed iguana. My brain has got gangrene. And while my mind is rotting, I feel like such a jerk: I caused a disk crash wiping out my last two decade's work. Oh, Mama, who could have foreseen I'd be a two bit programmer on a sixteen bit machine? I go on dates with women, and I talk of bits and bytes, So is it any wonder that I sleep alone at nights? To think I could be human, instead of the nerd I am! But then again, let's face it: who really gives a damn? Oh, Mama, it's just too obscene. I'm a two bit programmer on a sixteen bit machine. David S. Platt
Wisdom of the Ancients: “My Two Cents”