Well, if you really must… of course, it’s sort of anti-social, not sharing with anyone else like that, and The Wombat is just terribly busy, so it might take a while, and there are no guarantees.
He being the Dread Wombat and all, certain rigorous security measures have to be taken to keep anyone from finding out his true identity, especially if he replies.
Well… they should at least keep your little sister from finding out his true identity.
Maybe.
Um… how bright is your little sister?
Security is such a concern that we’re working on routing the emails through a super-secure email server we found in Hillary Clinton’s basement that suddenly seems to have a a lot of bandwidth to spare.
Anyway, to avoid untold thousands of well-meaning automated email solicitations telling him that this site really COULD be made to look decent if he tried just a little bit, we can’t just spell it out, or even put it in the code here, but…. here it is:
With no spaces: Robert the Wombat “at” (@) Robert the Wombat “dot” (.) com